vvierd:

true embarrassment lies within your first email address

(via joshniqqa)

edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

(Source: loganlermen, via u-n-p-e-r-f-e-c-t)

uggatrip:

when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline

(via joshniqqa)

uggatrip:

when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline

(via u-n-p-e-r-f-e-c-t)

pizza:

when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me

(Source: pizza, via kendrickllamar)